My cursing content increased exponentially in my current employment experience (10 years in this hell hole). I scatter “ fucks, fucking, fucktards, like wildflower seeds. I make up new words conjugating tenses et al based on my mood or whatever nerve management last worked. So every time you get a box from the evil empire know that lots of loving fucking cussing has gone into it.
My cursing content increased exponentially in my current employment experience (10 years in this hell hole). I scatter “ fucks, fucking, fucktards, like wildflower seeds. I make up new words conjugating tenses et al based on my mood or whatever nerve management last worked. So every time you get a box from the evil empire know that lots of loving fucking cussing has gone into it.
Well if nothing else, the scattered fucks you've built up sound worth it 😆
This is some fucking funny shit, motherfucker. Thanks for improving my shitty ass day.
My favorite near swear came from the Big Bang Theory: Holy crap on a cracker.
Jay and Silent Bob https://youtu.be/Fg-5BAfSkE4?si=HimQNtVRx19MJ7D8
haha that's a good one!
See also that motherfucking You Have The Right To Remain Mouthy Substack as a case study.
😆😆 Yup, he qualifies. He's also one of my besties hehe
This whole time I thought this (*) was an astralfuck!
Doing my shitmilking best 💪
😆 Nice one Maggie.
The only word I star is Tr*mp but sometimes I have to make exceptions.
Is that so someone might accidentally read his name as Tramp?
Tr*mp? I've heard he's an absolute t*spot, a cr*sty sock of a b*stard.
My favourite thing is to collect foreign language versions of the phrase “ big bag of 💩”. Bolshoi mishog derrmah!
Oooh la la, international shits!
Grande sac de merde?
The occasional addition of e at the end of 💩 turns it into something fresh and novel.