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Valerie Starr's avatar

My cursing content increased exponentially in my current employment experience (10 years in this hell hole). I scatter “ fucks, fucking, fucktards, like wildflower seeds. I make up new words conjugating tenses et al based on my mood or whatever nerve management last worked. So every time you get a box from the evil empire know that lots of loving fucking cussing has gone into it.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Well if nothing else, the scattered fucks you've built up sound worth it 😆

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Traci Joseph's avatar

This is some fucking funny shit, motherfucker. Thanks for improving my shitty ass day.

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Amber Wolf's avatar

My favorite near swear came from the Big Bang Theory: Holy crap on a cracker.

Jay and Silent Bob https://youtu.be/Fg-5BAfSkE4?si=HimQNtVRx19MJ7D8

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Robin Wilding's avatar

haha that's a good one!

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Mark Lefebvre's avatar

See also that motherfucking You Have The Right To Remain Mouthy Substack as a case study.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆 Yup, he qualifies. He's also one of my besties hehe

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Mcdude's avatar

This whole time I thought this (*) was an astralfuck!

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Doing my shitmilking best 💪

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Robin Wilding's avatar

😆 Nice one Maggie.

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Christopher Manson's avatar

The only word I star is Tr*mp but sometimes I have to make exceptions.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Is that so someone might accidentally read his name as Tramp?

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Pamela Mabbott's avatar

Tr*mp? I've heard he's an absolute t*spot, a cr*sty sock of a b*stard.

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Pamela Mabbott's avatar

My favourite thing is to collect foreign language versions of the phrase “ big bag of 💩”. Bolshoi mishog derrmah!

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Oooh la la, international shits!

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Pamela Mabbott's avatar

Grande sac de merde?

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Pamela Mabbott's avatar

The occasional addition of e at the end of 💩 turns it into something fresh and novel.

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